Just for fun. |
The thing is.. I get really bored sometimes so I made this, just for fun. |
True Story
For example: My little sister accidentally spilled my drink. I took her soda out of her hand and threw it on the ground.
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the-life-of-sassy-college-lady:
So Dad and I went to church this morning and “Mother Nature” decided to come for a visit
And guess who forgot to pack pads in their purse?
But luckily the women in the church helped me and supplied me with pads
But then I started cramping and cried in pain for 2 hours because I had NO meds on me
plus the lady sitting next to me wouldn’t stop smacking/popping her gum
Needless to say I’m pretty sure my uterus is trying to escape from my body
But on the brightside I’m
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That’s about right!
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| Guy Friend: | Hey are we going jogging tomorrow ? |
| Me: | No but we can go next week. |
| Guy Friend: | But why ? |
| Me: | I just can't this week. But we can go next week, okay ? |
| Guy Friend: | Okay....but why ? |
| Me: | Because ! |
| Guy Friend: | That's a good reason. |
| Me: | BECAUSE I STARTED MY PERIOD THIS WEEK YOU SAVAGE. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED TO KNOW ? WHY DO YOU HAVE TO PRY? ALL I WANT TO DO IS SIT IN MY PAJAMAS AND CRY AND EAT CHOCOLATE, JESUS. I PROMISE WE'LL GO JOGGING AS MUCH AS YOU WANT NEXT WEEK, OKAY ?! |
| Guy Friend: | ........ |
| Me: | ..................... |
| Guy Friend: | .................... |
| Me: | ................. |
| Guy Friend: | What kind of chocolate would you like ? |